Initial days in Bansal Classes

Now as i was selected in Bansal classes, I had no other option but to go.

Classes were supposed to start after one week of result declaration. So I

was excited to join this muchHYPED coaching with tagline "A Bansalite today, an IITian Tomorrow" Unfortunately that TOMORROW never came for me .

Classes started, It was So hot in Kota at that time, 40 degree temperature, God it was horrible, but had no other option. Sometimes even thought of bunking classes as have to ride bicycle for 2 Km in summer but temptation of sitting for 3 hours in AC always attracted me to class.

After a month or so, 10th board results were declared, and i came to know from some guy when i reached class. Still 30 minutes for class to start(Reached class early to enjoy AC fullest). I run to cyber cafe and asked my result. I got 79.8%. I was very happy since I never heard this much from any of my friend/relatives. So i reached in class excited, And settled on chair.

Now thought of giving my impression to guys sitting beside me and asked on left side "Did you see result, How much you got".

He replied "89 only yaar" with sad face.

I thought he might be Intelligent guy by mistake and asked another side and got reply "90 %".

And by the time class got over i realized that this is not the right place to impress people.

Decision of Becoming Engineer

It was March 2001, I was in 10th std which had a strength of just 12 students(9 boys + 3 girls). Because of strength our Final Board exams were conducted in Jaipur. So this was my first chance to stay for such a long time with my classmates. I was excited. We were permitted somehow to stay in PHYSICS lab. I still don't know who asked such a weird place to stay for 20 days.

After first exam, Girls left for homwtown with principal mam and we guys were left in school. Then started the hunt to get best place to study. Some found terrace suitable for them, Some liked Lawn, One guy even liked See saw. Best place found was cabin of Physics Faculty in one of the corner of Lab which was open from above.

Koshank was tallest, So he jumped inside and silently started studying, But do you think it is possible that if all friends are enjoying outside koshank will sit alone to study. So he started exploring Cabin which ended up with some interesting projects submitted by 12th students. And he shouted "Oye Anup, Dekh kya mast cheez hain"(Hey anup, See this amazing stuff). That's it, All people landed in 10 x10 sized cabin within 5 minutes. And all projects were tested properly. It took us not less than 2 hours to realize that we have messed up whole cabin. Finally we arranged everything and jumped out.

After two days, when we had next exam. One of physics faculty came to lab and felt that "All is not well". And we were kicked out from Physics lab. But luckily we got Biology lab, That was interesting with one skelton model in corner and horror show type posters on walls. And we realized that its better to stay silently else we might be soon in Chemistry lab or Back to home.

Days passed, Three Exams also passed. One day i saw Anup, Koshank, Nishant and Roshan were filling some form.

I asked "what is this yaar".

Anup said "Bansal classes ka form".

I thought for a while and asked "what's use of this".

Nishant broke the silence and said "Bansal classes, kota give coaching for IIT entrance ".

I was surprised that before two days they were planning for engineering and now suddenly all are applying for this.

So I asked "You people are not going for Enginnering" (For me RPET (Rajasthan's state level exam) meant Engg entrance).

They smiled at me and said "IIT is better than RPET with half an hour lecture".

Finally i was impressed and i thought "Yaar sabhi log Kota chalein jayenge toh main akela reh jaunga (If all will go to kota, what will i do alone)". without thinking anything I also applied.

Days passes, 10th exams finished. Bansal Entrance also attended. And June 14th was Result date of Bansal. It was unexpected "I applied in Bansal thinking what i will do alone if all will go there .....but... I got selected and unfortunatly my friends did not".

Extraordinary Brocade :-)

Some jokes (basically questions)  

Q1. Prove that BROCADE is superset of ADOBE. 

Q2. Prove that BROCADE contains STRAND. (STRAND is also a company which came for placement) 

Q3. Prove that BROCADE is on the TOP. ..  ..  .. 

Ans 1.  BROCADE= {B,R,O,C,A,D,E}        ADOBE={A,D,O,B,E}         

         Since {B,R,O,C,A,D,E}  is superset of {A,D,O,B,E}        

          Hence, BROCADE  is superset of ADOBE.  

Ans 2.  STRAND   means "thin Thread"        

  BROCADE  means "A type of Textile"         

  Textile contains Thread        Hence, BROCADE contains STRAND.  

Ans 3.  AMAZON gave pen (to keep in pocket)        

  ADOBE, CITRIX etc etc gave T-Shirt to wear        

   BROCADE gave cap (AGAIN & AGAIN) because its on the TOP.

Suggestion to my friend

Last Sunday Aug 22, I met one of my friend after a long time.

She was complaining that she is getting bored with EXCEL work in office.

I instantly suggested Catch an Ant and keep next to you work.

Work will be Excel-ant....

No wonder if she was regretting why she shared this with me.